$(function() {
    $('.theMeat').hide();
    $('.merebysea').hide();
    if (is.chrome()){
	console.log("Imagine running your hand through the space where I no longer exist,");
	$('.coolbBeans').hide();
    $('.coolerBeans').show();

document.onkeydown = keydown;

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        alert("I don't get the American Dream."); }

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});




function poemPlay(){
var poemLines = ['It is the edge of the body',
'Im waiting for you in a smogged valley above Los Angeles',
'Blue. Somewhere in the water there is a thread',
'A tow line in the under toe',
'I pull a feeling away; Im nowhere near you.',
'A pocket sized hotel room in Shinjuku',
'The sun is fading red,',
'Blue. At least it is blue.',
'I wake up to a strangers body wrapped around my waist',
'Breathing my flesh and roaming across my lips',
'I get up and walk into Santa Monica.',
'Across the ocean, thats my actual home.',
'Where the sun catches like a breath and the over cast comes',
'But, I think i dreamt about you last night',
'It doesnt matter; I cant really remember anyway',
'Its like you strive to find something all your life,',
'You asked me why I left you and why i faded away,',
'I have no answer. I dont think you do either.',
'I took three flights to arrive in the spot I stand now,',
'And that moonbow above the swimming hole,',
'Im sleeping now.',
'A trilobite crawls on a rock by my foot',
'Salty sweet, a saliva formed after the words -its time to go home now-',
'The wave of sadness rose and fell as my body was pushed backed to a foreign northern shore.',
'Im trapped in an undertown, pushed along by fowl wake,',
'And a rainbow on the day we moved out of my childhood home,',
'I guess you could sell it for far less than its worth',
'Milky skin, watered down eyes, the same tongue?',
'A tongue across lips as the twang settled in a throught',
'A bitter blood red cordial drunk,',
'With blood bloodlines of the french aristocracy. It doesnt matter,',
'-America is grand vast and ours- yeah right.',
'Maybe I could Make enough money so that I could escape those muggy New Orleans summers?',
'A Mercedes Benz and a large house in Washington DC,',
'I didnt get what I wanted but did anyone?',
'I don’t think money could by me back the freedom,',
'In the age of virtual reality where i spend my spring afternoons,',
'Could get an A380 out of here but ill stand in the surf',
'Because thats what this amounts to. Having enough to survive.',
'Survive? for Two grand you can be on the shore of another continent,',
'Staring back at me from the other side, with the same edge hole.',
'Letting the waves numb my feet as it rolls under in a churning tide,',
'The Arctic and past Japan and Indonesian to the Land of the Bloody Unknown,',
'A strong west wind catches the white caps and pushes them,',
'I could take an audio recording of the ocean here,',
'The roll and churn of the surf as it transitions from blue to white,',
'It would sound exactly as it does there',
'We could find all the audio peaks and match them,',
'But somehow you wouldnt convince me.',
'The sand glimmers and sparkles and the gulls fish,',
'A soggy french fry from a tourist lunch, an old polaroid over exposed,',
'Id get a job, fall in love, return to the Billionaires mansion atop the hills of Topanga.',
'You and I could be happy together here right?',
'We belong together here right?',
' ',
' ',
' ',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',
'In and out.',

];
var rando = Math.floor(Math.random() * poemLines.length);
function poemStart(){
console.log(poemLines[rando]);
$('.colorLand').show(50);
}
poemStart();
}
function colorHide(){
$('.colorLand').hide(50);
}